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All the more realistic plot summaries to your favorite moves. (warning: some are inappropriate).
My favorites from the list:
BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome.
KILL BILL: Irresponsible mother wants custody of her child.
KING KONG: Endangered animal stolen, shot.
LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
RATATOUILLE: Vermin infest restaurant until it is forced to close doors.
ROBIN HOOD: Disgruntled veteran protests taxes.
STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.
THE GOLDEN COMPASS: Critique of Catholicism upstaged by polar bear fight.
THE STEPFORD WIVES: Woman has difficulty adjusting to suburban life
TOP GUN: Pilot routinely endangers Air Traffic Controllers.
TWILIGHT: Girl gives up college for stalker.
WALL-E: Obsolete robot disrupts big business, disrupts lives of millions of innocent civilians.
WAR OF THE WORLDS: Immigrants face difficulty acclimating.
WONDER WOMAN: Princess from isolationist culture lectures Americans on equality.
Hope some of them brought a smile to your day.
In other news, I did get a script written for a short PSA yesterday, but right after that, several family members and I got sick. :( Hopefully, will be able to film today after church, and be able to upload tonight.