Sunday, December 27, 2009

Uncomfortable Movie Summaries

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All the more realistic plot summaries to your favorite moves. (warning: some are inappropriate).

My favorites from the list:

BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome.

KILL BILL: Irresponsible mother wants custody of her child.

KING KONG: Endangered animal stolen, shot.

LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.

RATATOUILLE: Vermin infest restaurant until it is forced to close doors.

ROBIN HOOD: Disgruntled veteran protests taxes.

STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.

THE GOLDEN COMPASS: Critique of Catholicism upstaged by polar bear fight.

THE STEPFORD WIVES: Woman has difficulty adjusting to suburban life

TOP GUN: Pilot routinely endangers Air Traffic Controllers.

TWILIGHT: Girl gives up college for stalker.

WALL-E: Obsolete robot disrupts big business, disrupts lives of millions of innocent civilians.

WAR OF THE WORLDS: Immigrants face difficulty acclimating.

WONDER WOMAN: Princess from isolationist culture lectures Americans on equality.

Hope some of them brought a smile to your day.

In other news, I did get a script written for a short PSA yesterday, but right after that, several family members and I got sick. :( Hopefully, will be able to film today after church, and be able to upload tonight.

Friday, December 25, 2009

Weekend Goal!!!

My Christmas resolution.

Film a movie over the weekend, and put it on youtube before I leave to see a Friend in Georgia Monday Morning.

I have no idea of what story, or how long, or anything yet. Just decided to do it, as a test of conquering procrastination.

And here... we... go!

EDIT: Added challenge, I only have a half of tape to shoot on in this house!

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Double Knit

Merry Christmas readers! I hope you are enjoying all the end of the year craziness.

as a present, I give you, theatre's latest skit!